Apolline

An amazing person. One of the smartest girl you'll meet, and always here to cheer you up. Probably gives great hugs. Socializing with people she doesn't know isn't always her strongest point, and your first conversations with her might seem a bit awkward, but once you get to know an Apolline, you can't help loving her. And if you are lucky enough to be her friend, she will never let you down. She’s a good listener and you can count on her if you need affection or comfort. Or if you just want to laugh: Apolline is really funny. But you need to get used to her sense of humor, 'cause you may find it kinda special at first. On top of her numerous qualities, Apolline is a very sexy blond (and a few hot brunettes or gingers are called Apolline, too).

But an Apolline sometimes lacks self-confidence. It seems absurd when you know her: how can this amazing person not see how amazing she is? Still, please remind any Apolline who might need it how amazing she is and how much she deserves to be more self-confident!

Seeing Apolline just made my day brighter!
I'm so glad Apolline is my friend, she truly is one of a kind

by Standing on the bright side June 6, 2017

Apolojizz

An Apolojizz is the most sincerest of apologies, usually to resolve a fight with a significant other. It involves the Male giving the partner a face full of his all natural, toxin free skin moisturiser to reduce the effects of aging upon the receiver. After this move all will be forgotten as their youth has been restored.

Sarah: "I cannot believe you railed coke off my sisters chest!"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"

by Kermeister August 5, 2018

Apollo's Dodgeball

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.

"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022

celebrity apologist

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.

"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"

by Rhym November 18, 2016

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

go commit apoptosis

The real definition for "apoptosis" is cell suicide. So, this should be self-explanatory.

General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."

by n0. February 6, 2019

Fake apology

After the suicide forest Logan Paul said this

I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize by making a fake apology

by XLXIsaac3624 March 1, 2019