When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless
Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.
Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.
Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.
Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.
Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!
by 7akeshi September 11, 2018
Get the Albanian Dishwasher mug.The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead, usually by a person of albanian background.
Dennis: Yo come to my room i want to show you my rare albanian goggles.
Amanda: Okay..where are they?
Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..
Amanda: hahaha ok....
Proceeds to put his balls on her face.
Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!
Amanda: Okay..where are they?
Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..
Amanda: hahaha ok....
Proceeds to put his balls on her face.
Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!
by DeHeme November 26, 2009
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Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.
by TinyPocketRocket April 6, 2020
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"She wanted to do something dirty last night, so i gave her an Albanian Dough-ball Dunk" Said Rasheed.
by Kirito Kirigaya December 18, 2014
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Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.
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