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altoid surprise

oral sex performed while the giver has an Original Altoid mint in his/her mouth. The giver sucks and blows air gently creating a cool sensation to the reciever while using the tongue accordingly.
He gave me the Altoid Surprise and created the ultimate orgasm
by Ashanti Porter January 15, 2008
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Altoyds

God of the universe at all Halo games, including Halo 3 and Halo Reach; Somone who is better than you.
FUCK! I LOST TO ALTOYDS! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOUR DMR!!! That guy is a an Altoyds
by Altoyds November 26, 2010
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Altoid

Strong mints, Cinnamon is my favorite
Altoids can be sold in stores.
by Saints November 9, 2003
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Altoidholism

Adj. A person who is addicted to altoids, usually always has some sort of mint related/ breath freshener item in thier locker, pocket, or purse, always constantly has minty fresh breath, possibly overpowering. People always know he/she has mints. Goes into Withdrawl without them.
Person 1: Dude your breath stinks.
Person 2: Go To Brandon. He has Altoidholism.
by AltoidMan August 25, 2011
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fuzzy altoid

The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.
Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".
by apafor2 October 15, 2013
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Altoid

Altoid is a word that could be used when someone is acting strange or weird, or bold and strong like an altoid.
Friend: Dude whats up with her?

You: I dont know shes being an altoid
by aLegit Person July 9, 2009
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altoid

A term referring to a short white guy b/c an altoid is small, white and curiously strong
Look at you, your such an altoid!
by Dustin Grose May 18, 2008
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