Almost 21

The age at which you are not yet legally allowed to drink with in the United States.

Your almost 21 let's go to mexico.

by RMracer October 9, 2008

almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.

"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016

Almost Naked Animals

One of the terrible shows the "New Cartoon Network" has recently added it stars a bunch of "Almost Naked Animals" staying in a hotel. Think of it like a Real World for kids who don't know about real TV.

Dem Almost Naked Animals is dumb

by ChosenToaster July 11, 2011

Almost Hot

1. An average girl you stumble upon that clearly is almost hot, nothing to exciting going on there, just plain and simply, almost hot. This girl is generally still poundable, but wont be receiving a call ever again.

1. Man, that girl was only "Almost Hot".

2. Hey Bro, you gotta have my back tonight I need someone to hook up with my girlfriends best friend, she's "Almost Hot".

by Framed Final Boss August 21, 2011

almost crimes

something or someone that is so cool/sweet/fun its almost illegal.

"that chicks almost crimes, man."

by 21s September 25, 2005

almost alice

feeling right at the peek of perfection

antonyms: not hardly alice

Guy:my 21st birthday was almost alice... to bad the stripper didn't give happy endings

by /b/vader March 29, 2010

Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

"Bro, do you want to pull an almost gym and rent a movie instead." "Sure, you have the chips right?

by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017