Afternoon Timber

Kind of like morning wood but in the after noon.

man i sure have a bad case of afternoon timber!

by *ayelmaos_in_spanish* October 26, 2015

afternoon mud moon

: to take a hot dump in the woods on a hike and have your closest friends cheering you on., (must use clothing to wipe your ass)

Paul took a afternoon mud moon in the woods and everyone cheered

by bisq May 20, 2019

Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight
The Starland Vocal Band

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Repeat chorus.

Ron Burgundy was enjoying an afternoon delight with the lady of the house when Brick sprang up from under their floor panels.

by Gojiman December 29, 2007

Afternoon Delight

An "Afternoon Delight" is a code word for intimacies during one's lunch break, a phrase made popular by The Starland Vocal Band, with these lyrics "Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight."

Jim went to Jane's apartment on his lunch break for an Afternoon Delight.

by Frederick F. October 23, 2005

Afternoon delight

Sex in the afternoon. let's not use the term, "bitch," okay?

Honey, how about a little afternoon delight before the children get home from school? OR, Honey, how about if I pick you from work wearing nothing under my coat, for some afternoon delight instead of your usual lunch?

by moe_shemp_larry March 16, 2004

afternoon delight

Afternoon Delight is quite simply all about daytime love making, the naughty type. It was also the name of a song sung in the 70s by a group called the starland vocal band. Theses words date back to around 130BC in Ancient Egypt, when people along the nile respectively went out in the afternoon to the banks of the nile and made love to their partners. I'm talking about having a bowl of chicken soup with a rubin, then making dirty rubin love. Now days we would see this as a mass orgy, but back then it was quite common. Afternoon Delight coming from the Ancient Egyptian words Aftaron, meaning before night, and delita, meaning sex.

Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

by Casanova M-baby August 11, 2004

Afternoon Shadow

If you shave in the morning, the hairs will likely have grown back by afternoon. The beard is short, you can not see the hairs, but it is like a beard-shaped shadow on your face, this is known as an afternoon shadow.

Guy 1: It is so irritating, I shaved this morning, and now my beard is back!
Guy 2: Yeah, there is no escaping the afternoon shadow.

by Chris-André October 2, 2006