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Aspasia

The ideal WOMAN! A greek name for the most amazing woman you will ever meet in your life. If she takes you to bed this will be an experience you will never forget! She is sexy, smart, sweet, cute, gorgeous and unique. She knows how to treat a man and knows how to love. She is brunette and has the most amazing big boobs! A greek goddess!
OMG what a woman! She looks like Aspasia!
by babinos February 11, 2010
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Asspaper

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper
Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass
by terry liaros August 6, 2008
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Asparagus meaning

Asparagus is an underwater cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move
Lukas: look its a boner!
Ryan: thats Asparagus meaning
by cool A October 1, 2019
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aspara-piss

n. The pungent smelling urine expelled after eating asparagus.

Post asparagus piss syndrome
Moses forgot what he ate for Dinner till 2 hours later when he unloaded a pint of ripe aspara-piss.
by Money Mark May 3, 2008
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asparagasp

An involuntary, defensive reaction resulting from unexpected exposure to highly offensive asparagus piss-odor.
Oh snap! I forgot about eating all of that damned asparagus at dinner. Got up to piss and was slammed in the face by the stank...asparagasp got me, bro!!
by YAWA June 2, 2018
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alspaugh

The missing link between Pteridactyls and the Human race
Alspaugh is a fucking bird
by Denard February 3, 2010
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aeipathy

Her aeipathy for pleasure bordered at times on the pathological.
by Rebecca World December 28, 2008
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