abnosome

Abnormal in an awesome way.

"You know who's abnosome?"
"Who?"
"The Bloggess, she just did a disco taxidermy photoshoot."

by AbdielLovesFightingGurgle September 7, 2013

Full Abner

A Full Abner is when you put both your dick and your balls in a woman's mouth at the same time.

"Dude I just gave Jessica a Full Abner!!!"

by Elasquer Baddernaughn December 18, 2020

abnormity

A significant abnormality

I don't think you grasp the abnormity of the situation.

by Got big plans April 29, 2016

abnimity

When someones races/genders/sexual preferences conflict with one another.

Your abnimity makes no sense you waffle!

by AtavisticMouseTrap August 10, 2017

Audible but non lethal (ABNL)

A fart that makes a sound but does not smell.

Don't worry Irene it's audible but non lethal (ABNL).

by Schmebeneezer March 20, 2017

Brittany Abney

shes a beautiful girl. shes understanding and judges no one. shes wonderful, caring, lovable, and amazing. she can put a smile on your face no matter how youre feeling. shes funny and outgoing. very flirty. she tends to overreact on some things, but she can steal your heart in just one conversation. shes the type of girl you cant get enough of. once shes in your life, youll never want her to leave. her eyes are gorgeous and her smile can make a guy's heart melt. shes anything and everything someone could ask for. the sweetest girl youll ever meet. so close to perfect, she is a dream, a miracle, shes my most prized possession and i love her with all my heart.

Brittany Abney is the most amazingest, perfectest girl in the whole world! :)

by thiskidrightherethatulove23 November 26, 2011

abnesia

1. The serious medical condition of forgetting to go work out. Or not working out due to laziness and consequently packing on some pounds.

Chantelle: "Man, what happened to Mike? He used to be so fit and now he looks like a whale!"
Dan: "Yeah, he really caught a bad case of abnesia."

by Danderson777 June 13, 2013