Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol 

Now these words are now on a Mug/T-Shirt. Well that’s just random.

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Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol - Formatted on a Mug/T-Shirt.

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol by DanielGamer 9 October 10, 2019

Heartbreak in a pearl snap shirt.

A cowboywho wears pearl snaps and thinks he's the salt of the earth, a bad mother fuckerlikes to kick of his boots and drive you wild, then go through your yard with his panty dropping diesel please refer to diesel douche

Friend: oh he's cute
Other friend: oh no he's just a Heartbreak in a pearl snap shirt.
Other friend: no way girl He's just a heart break in a pearl snap shirt.

Heartbreak in a pearl snap shirt. by Hooey. January 29, 2015

your shirt look like a dishrag 

the ultimate put down

This kid walked up to me and was like man luddy your shit is ghetto and I was like whatever man your shirt look like a dishrag. He was like damn.

your shirt look like a dishrag by luddy July 22, 2004

a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.

Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.

a-shirting by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010

national molly smells like a shart day

this is a day where you can tell any female named molly that she smells like a shart, because she does.

“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”

national molly smells like a shart day by silly baka keira October 29, 2021

National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day 

May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture

Whats today?

Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot

National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day by ayton627 May 16, 2021

shart on a tart 

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

shart on a tart by Joshua September 28, 2004