Hasn't a hope

no chance at all.

the party hasn't a hope of getting an overall majority

by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025

Popped like a HopDog

When you open a bottle of beer and it gushes out due to an excessive release of carbon dioxide (CO₂) resulting in an overflow of foam and liquid.

I tried a bottle of beer the other day but could only drink 30% of it as the rest of it popped like a HopDog.

by Dontbother8 November 19, 2025

A new hope

The "first" (in terms of release) star wars movie, and arguably the best. It began one of the most influential and popular science fiction franchises of all time.

Guy 1: Want to watch the first star wars?

Guy 2: Hells yes! I've been wanting to see A New Hope again for a while!

Guy 1: Actually, I was talking about phantom menace.

Guy 2: Get the fuck out of my house right now before I get my gun.

by smpoza February 13, 2009

kneehigh to a grass hopper

very short person or object

fred - 'u seen jess recetly?' james - 'yer' fred - 'shes kneehigh to a grass hopper aint she'

by mmmcheese August 29, 2007

A last hope

The moment when you realize while masturbating that you do not have anything to nut into/onto and grab the nearest object and proceed to ejaculate all over said object.

Jordan: oh my god when did you get a white cat?
Me: oh, he’s my last hope, a lot.
A last hope

by @DarkDime November 13, 2019

You haven't got a Bob Hope

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.

Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"

by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020