pulling a smithy

To arrive at a party sober and proceed to impose yourself upon the least sober female.
Bystander 1: "Hey, look at Alex over there, pulling a smithy on Faye"

Bystander 2: "Yeah, poor girl, at least she won't remember it tomorrow"
by Maximillian1984 April 10, 2009
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Smithy banter

Gaining copious amounts of banter or laughter from someone of the forename or surname 'Smith' Usually ending in said Smith becoming popular or well known in the bater and comedy world.
"I had some proper laughs off James last night!"
"James Smith?"
"Yeah he's got some Smithy banter going on"
by Kate Winslut October 02, 2011
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Stiffy Smithy

Usually refering to someone who had such a boner it was like its an iron rod used by a black smith

Or a twat named Smith who got a boner in public
Person one, Oi oi look smithy got a boner
Smithy,bigger than urs
Person one, we were talking about you nan and u got stiffy smithy
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smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man
by Patty December 10, 2004
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Brandon Smithies

The kindest most understanding person in the entire world. A sweet, gorgeous, generous guy. The only person who understands me and sees me for who my soul. He's simply amazing. I love him always with all my heart.
Brandon Smithies is breathtaking, kindhearted and so sweet. he is dearly loved
by SarahJanePence July 02, 2010
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smithy boy and da crew

a group of 12 year olds hanging out with a 20 year old called L dot, smithy boy is the leader of the gang while L dot spits unintelligable bullshit
person 1: i watched the weirdest video last night

person 2: what was it
person 1: smithy boy and da crew
person 2: how does it go
person 1:Verse 2: L-Dot
WHAT!
E-sell dar
Bella get bar gwar
Top of the block
Money get dropped
Cause I top of the bee
Don't give a fuck if you think you can fuck with me (bluerg!)
Ak on to tha airs
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by L dot and smithy boy February 02, 2017
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Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.
Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!
by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022
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