lanced it

When you screw up anything, or make an uneducated comment on a topic or just general conversation.
You lanced it pretty good. Stop lancing it.
by White suburban November 25, 2014
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Lance

Lance is the best person in the world.
He's artistic, has beautiful eyes, he plays the piano, goes to church, loves his family, you won't find anyone better.
He's absolutely gorgeous inside, and out.
He's so genuine, and he'd wait for the special girl forever.
If you find one, never let him go.
He'll always be faithful, and while not many people get to see it, he has the most beautiful heart in the world, and once he lets you in, once he loves you, you'll be with him forever.
He's the man that one day, you'll marry and have kids with. You couldn't find anyone better.
He's the one who you would never leave.
Girl one: Hey, have you met that new guy?
Girl two: There's a new guy?
Girl one: Yeah, he's a Lance.
Girl two: Oh! I have to meet him!
by Eli the proud owner of a Lance October 28, 2011
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Lanced

7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.
"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."
by SherLee January 16, 2013
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a lance

The act in which an individual pulls a lance, see "Pulling a Lance."
That dumbass is such a lance, he always acts like a lance.
by agentbeezy and eminem November 11, 2009
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Lance

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back
Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance
by Arron17 November 24, 2016
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lance

(verb) to cheat in order to win... then don't fess up when everyone says you did, and a mountain of evidence is against you, and all your sponsors drop you and your organization.
I lanced my way to victory.

He really lanced his career.

I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
by NotQuiteRelevantUsername October 25, 2012
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Lance

He is a bisexual sharpshooter and is dating a gay emo country guy with a mullet named Keith!
Lance: Aw I wanna hug!
Keith: *hugs Lance gay like*
by Pidge P. Holt April 18, 2019
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