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kneeing a loaf

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.
"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."
by Dr. Phil O'Boogie January 5, 2009
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kneehigh to a grass hopper

fred - 'u seen jess recetly?' james - 'yer' fred - 'shes kneehigh to a grass hopper aint she'
by mmmcheese August 29, 2007
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akneehow

1: Oh hey bro/oh hey man how you doing
2: Akneehow
1: Bro, do you have Tourette’s

2: Yes
1: Ok bye
by AndyBeats17 April 21, 2019
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Akneehow

An extension of the Chinese word "Ni Hao". Used very commonly in the United Kingdom.
Guy 1: "Oh hey bro."
Guy 2: "Oh hey man."
Guy 1: "How you doing?"
Guy 2: "Akneehow."
by Captio Gaming April 21, 2019
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Akneehow

Simon: yo what’s up

Ksi: akneehow
by Alandiniho April 21, 2019
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Akneehow

Firstly used by the famous YouTuber KSI

A greeting perfectly suited for the girl that you have been so madly in love with for a long period of time. Especially useful if your crush is of Asian decent.
I walked up to her and greeted her by saying: "Akneehow, Michelle. How was China?"
by Danish_Messiah April 21, 2019
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Akneehow

Its way of saying hi
"Oh hey bro, how you doing? "
Akneehow
by fbs,t April 21, 2019
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