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brainshit

To literally shit using your brain instead of your (or another's) anus. Most often done by people who want to make up definitions to words that don't really exist in order to appear in an online "definitions" database.
Most people posting things to "The Urban Dictionary" are just taking huge brainshits.
Hey Cody! Earl, Jordan and me just posted a definition of "ba-donk-a-dank". Of course, "ba-donka-donk" was already done, but we just wanted to brainshit. Aren't we cool?!
by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj September 23, 2005
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brainal sext

When someone sends you a fucked up pornographic image over a text message.

Combination of brain, anal, sex, and text.

It is essentially a mind-fuck over a text message.
Steve: Yo, chris did you get that brainal sext i sent your daughter???
Chris Hansen: Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that... why don't you take a seat...
by armadilloracer March 8, 2010
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Brainage

(Bray-Nidge)

Meaning intelligence. Made popular by the comedy duo Lano & Woodley.
Lano- "...My wallet went down in the plane, jees, get a bit of brainage"
by Jaq_Shawty March 15, 2009
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Brinah

Can make you laugh anytime of day. Is way smarter than she gives herself credit for. Is a great friend for everyone. Acts tough but is soft on the inside. She's got brown hair and dark brown eyes. Loves to give nicknames. Shows no pain when hurt and loves to show off. She's very athletic and loves football.
by #LBMF December 19, 2018
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BRAINAL PENETRATION

When you find someone incredibly intellectually stimulating and you want them to penetrate your mind further or you wish to penetrate theirs.

Completely intellectual attraction, without physical or emotional attraction. A desire to be mentally close to someone.
The opposite of to wanting to pick your brain ie wanting to have your brain picked
"I met this guy the other day, he's not my type, but the converation is amazing, he really understands me... It's like we were having brainal penetration."
by Moo Lavaca October 27, 2010
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Brainal

When one is skull fucked beyond comprehension - thus taking part in the act of brainal.
"Ah man did you hear about that lass that Callum gave brainal?"

"Yeah I did, she had a concussion for a week!"
by Derivedminds September 30, 2012
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brainable

an adjective used to describe a girl who you would let suck your dick but nothing else.
i wouldn't fuck her with your dick... but she's brainable.
by skap-a-phobic August 12, 2006
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