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Em and Ilayda

Em and Ilayda should marry?

You’re probably curious why? I’m here to tell you, why! So you’ll probably be impressed by these two cute humans.

First of all, the L in Ilayda stands for Love. The M in Em stands for Me. <- Love Me = Marriage!

Em is a soft and cute human, Ilayda is a smart and honest human. These two are the best combination ever!!! It’s like cheese and salami! Those two fit pretty well together.
They should have married already!!
Isn’t that em and Ilayda?
Yeah, they’re already married.
by wemarried10 November 21, 2021
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bang em' and slang em'

daddy wouldn't understand but this means to have sex with yo hoe and slang em hehe
You know it daddy, I bang em' and slang em'.
by Rhino Vlogs YouTube November 22, 2022
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a slut who lays on her back and spreads her legs wide foe easier access
she is just a dumb cum slut, all she knows how to do is lay it low and spread em wide.
by misfitunit1 July 29, 2011
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fuck em and feed em fish

1. the act of impressing a woman

2. a saying used to describe something you do with women

3. indifference towards some group of people
When trying to impress a date, Norman commented, "You know what I say, fuck em and feed em fish!".
by Greg8683 July 20, 2006
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bone em' and disown em'

A variation of squirt em and dessert em. To bone the shit out of bitches squirt all over their ass and then leave them sitting on the fuckin curb crying over "spillt milk" A.K.A boy butter.
Man last night I fucked the shit out of jill and then left her crying ass on the curb to catch the bus. Why do I always have to bone em' and disown em'.
by squirtdonkeys March 30, 2007
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bag ‘em and tag ‘em

Hooking up with someone and then talking about it to everyone
Guy 1: are we going out?
Guy 2: yes
Guy 3: can’t wait to get that poon
Guy 4: alright boys bag ‘em and tag ‘em
by DJABBYCHRIST October 6, 2019
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Shake them dice and roll 'em

Juggling a guy's balls, possibly while giving a him a blowjob.
Com'on girl, Shake them dice and roll 'em!
by JJJOnnyy April 25, 2009
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