Wayne Calandriello

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014

Calamity

1.) An event which is a complete catastrophe/disaster, like your life
2.) A mod on Terraria

Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof

by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020

Calandra

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.

Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.

by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

calarie

Calarie is the action of riding a horse.

Calin: Hey, Horia, guess what!
Horia: What?
Calin: I have calarited a gigantic horse!
Horia: Really? Was it a nice calarie?
Calin: HELL YEAH!

by Anonymous123125616 September 5, 2009

calamis

Derivation of calm. Referring to anything positive, cool or impressive.

You see that girl over there? She is so calamis!

by davemoench October 23, 2018

Calamity Mod

Calamity Mod is a Terraria mod that adds 31 bosses (Including Mini Bosses and Super Bosses.), it also adds:
near 800 items (as of now)
29 debuffs (as of now)
27 buffs (as of now)

Terraria mods are loaded in by using TModLoader, if you were wondering.

Guy 1: "I have calamity mod."
Guy 2: "So do I!"

by JamezWebResearch November 12, 2018

Blood of Calaba

When u don't know what to say when witnessing something shocking.

"He fell of his keke, Blood of Calaba"

by The only A1 hehe April 20, 2020