Cock lottery

The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.

I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!

by tallgirl11_2 July 11, 2011

Lottery Peeps

Super cute lottery ball cartoon characters here to bring you luck with winning the lottery.

Friends with million dollar benefits.

Mr. Millions is the President of the Lottery Peeps.

by Mr. Millions August 27, 2009

Lottery Cheese

The Small Grey Things That Come Off A Lottery Ticket When You Scratch It.

"There's So Much Lottery Cheese In My Car!"
"Tim Is Covered In Lottery Cheese!"

by MistyGuy December 22, 2012

Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.

Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.

by b1gdummy May 07, 2015

Lottery Hair

Lottery Hair is the term applied to women who quickly attempt to transform themselves in to Dolly Parton shortly after winning the PowerBall. This generally involves an ill-fated trip to the local beauty salon, where the results are often socially catastrophic.

For example,BobbiJo says:
"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"
And Tim responds:
"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."

by whatthefarm March 15, 2008

Russian Lottery

It is a where you freeze a bottle of vodka then you smash it on the ground. You pick pick up on of the shards and suck on it. If it is vodka you win if its glass you lose.

Did you hear about that new game its called the russian lottery .

by black jesus4356 March 04, 2016

Thottery Lottery

1)A event of participating in thot like behavior.

2)A place or event where there are a lot of thots
(Copyright Samchetta and Bubblegum Blonde)

1) welcome to the thottery lottery! Where today we will be observing the new and mysterious species known as the thot!
2) Dude this place is crawling with pretty ladies we hit the thottery lottery bro!

by welphereweareagain April 09, 2019