When a male/female is stroking a males private parts with rings on their fingers. The poor man ends up getting a bloody cock.
"That porchmonkey gave me a ringjob on her stoop."
"Billy got a ringjob from his father, Mr. T."
Brandon:" OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!"
Heather:" What's wrong Brandon?"
Brandon:" Why the fuck do you have rings on, when your giving me a handjob?"
Heather: "Hahahaha your silly im not giving you a handjob, im giving you a ringjob."
Brandon: "Oh ok, keep going."
"Billy got a ringjob from his father, Mr. T."
Brandon:" OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!"
Heather:" What's wrong Brandon?"
Brandon:" Why the fuck do you have rings on, when your giving me a handjob?"
Heather: "Hahahaha your silly im not giving you a handjob, im giving you a ringjob."
Brandon: "Oh ok, keep going."
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Ring girls are the hot and sexy women that are around the ring, octagon, or mat during a combat sports event, usually boxing, MMA, or wrestling.
They capture the attention of the men that watch the event, either in the arena or when they’re watching at home. Ring girls often distract the men who are actually fighting in the ring as well and a lot of times they may even be motivation for those men to fight harder.
For many men, ring girls are one of the main reasons that they watch MMA or boxing.
They capture the attention of the men that watch the event, either in the arena or when they’re watching at home. Ring girls often distract the men who are actually fighting in the ring as well and a lot of times they may even be motivation for those men to fight harder.
For many men, ring girls are one of the main reasons that they watch MMA or boxing.
by Bare Knuckle Combat October 13, 2019
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Guy 1: Yo, what's with Sheila? She's packin on the pounds.
Guy 2: She's off the market and got that ring swell going on.
Guy 2: She's off the market and got that ring swell going on.
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*Bieber fan enters a music store*
"Hey, I think i'll buy this album 'Embryonic Anomaly' by Rings of Saturn"
*Plays 'Seized and Devoured'* ...
"..wha"
*Brain Melts*
"Hey, I think i'll buy this album 'Embryonic Anomaly' by Rings of Saturn"
*Plays 'Seized and Devoured'* ...
"..wha"
*Brain Melts*
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Johnny was straight-up Ringo-bashing when he said, “Ringo wasn’t the best drummer in the world… Let’s face it, he wasn’t even the best drummer in The Beatles."
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