CMS

chronic masturbation syndrome

Ernie has a major case of CMS.

by Get Some Jackson October 16, 2008

CM

CM is abbreviation of the term "Certain Man". CM is a description of a rock bottom rated member of society due to their dull and foolish antics.

An example of a CM type of person would be someone who plays microstars like they are real players or collects sports games with the intention of not playing them.

by Mobuku DeKlonku September 15, 2013

cm

An abbreviation of "cotton mouth", a term to describe the feeling of thirst you sometimes get in your mouth, no matter how much water you drink to attempt to quench it. It feels lie there is cotton in your mouth absorbing all of the liquid in your mouth and throat.

I went home and drank 3 shot-glasses full of pure lemon juice to try to end the cotton mouth I had.

by SHIBBY-ONE April 16, 2005

CMS

Constant Masturbation Syndrome

I couldn't help but masturbate 4 times today, i must have CMS.

by Keith Stoner the magic man November 28, 2010

CMS

(Cunt Masters Squad) A Group of fine young gentlemen that know how to show a girl a good time.

He's in the CMS!!

by CMS Captain March 28, 2009

CMS

stands for Cock Meat Sandwich, its a term used to deter another guy from being gay

If you keep watching me I'm gonna give you a CMS

by DamiBS(DBS) January 7, 2012

cm

cum strand - a strand of penis excretion

i have a cm comin out of my ear

by joe December 18, 2004