Brick

A large and heavy cellular phone. Usually one that is several years old.

"He's still using a nokia 5110! I used to have one of those bricks."

by Shalroth May 16, 2005

Brick

A person who is dumb and stupid and stuff

Jerry: what’s 2+2
Rod: 8
Jerry: you’re such a brick rod

by Cool/nice guy December 21, 2021

brick

A giant turd, to lay a brick

I just dropped a brick

by lumpkin face April 26, 2006

brick

jizzing in somebodys mouth

i want to see sam brick in frodo's mouth.

by pickle fucker August 2, 2006

brick

A horribly missed shot with a reasonably sized ball. However, the word itself can be used as a psych out to cause a 'brick'.

Ex1) *Carl shoots water polo ball and missed by 3 feet*
Greg: Nice brick! What are you building, the Great Wall of China?

Ex2) Crowd: Brick! Brick! Brick!
Balla: Gaahhhh! *Air ball*

by benormous May 5, 2006

Brick

To render an electronic device unusable through a software hack (usualy by accedent or through update from manufacture)

Oh no! I bricked my iPhone!

by Aerossi April 21, 2010

Brick

To be a brick- To have the personality of an inanimate object, in this case a brick. A brick will add boring tit bits to a conversation and generally ramble on boring topics at great lengths of time to a large audience,causing them to leave or find other people to talk to. The brick must be avoided at all costs or silenced.

Tyler Perry: Man, Christine Aguilera just won't shut up about her neon nails. Its so boring.

Zain Malik: I know right, she's such a brick. No one gives a fuck yet she continues. Ffs.

Tyler Perry- she bricked the convo.

by Fvckutue December 5, 2014