Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing
time. Sufferers of
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.
Signs And Symptoms:
TARD's are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that
Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed.
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
- Telling others they are moving to
Canada- Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral
College- Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
- Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
- Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of
Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona
