Bacon 

What Muslims (and some Jews) can’t eat

Bacon is good though

Bacon by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

bacon gliders 

bacon gliders

-noun

Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.

Although Emma had an otherwise gorgeous body, she was morbidly ashamed of her bacon gliders and swore me to never reveal her secret.

bacon gliders by Mo Dixley February 22, 2010

Not into bacon 

Means that you're not into guys.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon" - The Vamps {I found a girl}

Not into bacon by Bandsandpizza March 2, 2016

anal bacon 

Untidy skin/flesh emanating from the ringpiece, giving it the appearance of chewed bacon. Usually as a result of overly aggressive anal sex but can equally be caused by prolapse or even be congenital.

Lord Asquith met Lady Jane at the Spring ball, and after months of wooing he finally came to court her. In time they were married and there was much rejoicing throughout the land. Alas on their wedding night he discovered she had anal bacon, rendering him impotent. He obtained an anullment later that week.

anal bacon by Mr. Cardboard July 24, 2012

baccy cone 

a baccy cone is a BONG thats packed fat with tobacco and must be smoked as punishment for spilling something, kocking something or just being a clumsy cunt

adam was drinking goon at hugo's the other night. They were playing Mariokart64 and adam spilled his goon.

"that's it cunt, you're having a fucking baccy cone!"

baccy cone by resinconeloverrrrr May 26, 2009

Beef bacon job

The bacon cheese burger in supermacs.

“I must get a beef bacon burger”
“Jesus, really?”
“Yeah beef bacon job”

Beef bacon job by cheesy454 October 20, 2022

Sasuage And Bacon 

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!

Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!

Sasuage And Bacon by SlopNChop October 31, 2016