ants on my log

When you spread your erect dick with peanut butter, line up a few raisins on it, then receive a blowjob.

I can't date Jenny; she has a peanut allergy, so we couldn't put ants on my log.

by Apple Bottom Genes August 24, 2011

Ants Are Me

a common misprounciation of "answer me"

"Ants Are Me DAMNIT!!!"

by the aunts May 31, 2004

Ants dawg

Grass

Over priced

Home grown

I smoked some of Ants dawg and it tasted like Tetley. Dead draw

by Dave 6572 March 5, 2021

ants in pants

To be completely overwhelmed by your sex drive so much so that you cannot focus or do anything else until mastubation is complete. Often times young males may experience ants in pants up to 3 times consecutively.

Also known as Anty Panties.

Mum: Excuse me son, how about you do some study! Your exams are soon!

Hutz: Stfu im batting.

Mum: Sounds like someone has a case of ants in pants

Hutz: I SAID STFU

by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007

Ants on a log

Means something is chopped, stems fom man it's chopped like celerey, ants on a log homie. Ants on a log refers to a snack in which pieces of celery are cut into pieces and served with peanut butter and raisins on top. The celery symbolizing a log and the raisins ants. This use of the term however signifies that something is no longer going to be paid attention to, is over, is lost, essentially is chopped.

Yo are you still going to Germany for study abroad? Ants on a log dawg the financial aid didn't fall through.

by Omdepot February 17, 2010

ants on a log

As a special "treat" for your significant other. You smother your penis with peanut butter, then place a few raisins on key sensitive areas to be nibbled off. Dogs also love this treat.

Honey, to curb your appetite, enjoy this delicious "ants on a log"

by James, Dean & Joel August 10, 2006

ants in your vagina

americanised recent slang with similar meaning as "sand in the vagina".

one who has 'ants in the vagina' is one who complains about non-consequential stuff.
and/or
one who is being overly crabby and pissy.

"omg wtf it is so early, i cannot wake up, and i had bad dreams and it is cold and ...

"stop whining like a little girl, and let's finish loading the car ... and if you don't take care of the ants in your vagina, then i am dipping out and you'll be on your own.

by oliveralbq January 27, 2012