a way for people to look dumb ruin their health and hygiene automatically repulses everyone in 1 mile radius makes small children cry when they learn what will happen to their smoking family/ parents. yeah you will look real cool hooked up to an oxygen machine with a hole in you check false teeth and a cigarette in your hand!
Nat :hey kate lets buy that 'cool' smoker a drink
kate: really, you now its a legal and painful way to Die!
Nat :oh really? never mind!
smoking killed my Grandpa he even quit, reason the smoke was in the carpet after he had been smoking for so long. i was five years old
kate: really, you now its a legal and painful way to Die!
Nat :oh really? never mind!
smoking killed my Grandpa he even quit, reason the smoke was in the carpet after he had been smoking for so long. i was five years old
by Clutzs is kinda clever July 6, 2010
by Bman111 April 18, 2017
Ridiculously fucking hot.
by cryogenic stasis November 22, 2004
by 1069 November 26, 2005
1. An unbelieveable lie.
Synonyms: Bullshit, horseshit, a lie. Refers to an outrageous lie.
2. Literally anything else if said in the right tone of voice. Anything.
Also pronounced smooke, smeek, shmeee, shmiggity, or anything else that has an s or an h or some sort of vowel anywhere in it.
Antonym: No-smoke.
Synonyms: Bullshit, horseshit, a lie. Refers to an outrageous lie.
2. Literally anything else if said in the right tone of voice. Anything.
Also pronounced smooke, smeek, shmeee, shmiggity, or anything else that has an s or an h or some sort of vowel anywhere in it.
Antonym: No-smoke.
Box-Wine: "Colin, I met up with that hot cheerleader last night and we fucked."
Colin: "Smoke."
Box-Wine: "No-smoke, legitimately"
Colin: "Smooooooooke."
Colin: "Smoke."
Box-Wine: "No-smoke, legitimately"
Colin: "Smooooooooke."
by Bradley J. September 18, 2005