jump and fart

when you run and jump in the air and fart in someones face and run

robbie ran past jenny and gave her the jump and fart.

jump and fart by sam and jenny January 21, 2009

get the fart out of here 

I need your fart, award a prize before you go..

- by darling i call you tomorrow
- get the fart out of here my love
- farttttttttt!
- hmmm cheese burger?

get the fart out of here by Osuruk July 5, 2009

lady fart

a significant fart emitted by a person of the female persuasion. used to claim/excuse a fart. can be used by a person to forewarn surrounding individuals of an oncoming smell. said in a high pitched, lady-like voice that is drawn out.

girl: -loud fart-...."lady fart..."

lady fart by ummmcarolyn May 29, 2008

dog fart

1. An expulsion of smelly gas from a dog anus.

2. A term used to describe a feeling of dissapointment.

"God, can you smell that dog fart? It smells like shit run over twice in here."

"Suzy said she can't make it to the party. Ahh, dog fart."

dog fart by CosmicKristy September 12, 2006

pussy fart 

a fart from a cat, or pussy

owner 1:Mr. tink, did you just fart?
Mr. tink: meow
owner 2:eww, it smells like pussy farts in here!

pussy fart by briia February 20, 2010

pan fart 

The act of farting with gas dispersal in 360 degrees.

He cleared the room with his pan fart

pan fart by Gas man August 7, 2003

numb fart 

Is when you fart so hard and loud your butt is literally numb.

Dude, this morning I had the biggest numb fart ever.

numb fart by KeNNy132745 April 1, 2008