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Dick Cheese 

1. A viscous chunky substance found on the penis and surrounding area made of sweat, skin flakes, stale urine, clothing lint and other particles the penis may come in contact with. The cheese becomes more potent the longer the male goes without bathing.

2. A person who is in every way unappealing. They often do not bathe causing a large amount of "cheese" to accumulate around the groin. This person usually comes from a long line of inbreeding. The Dick Cheese is usually quite stupid and has no social skills, they also feel a unwarranted self righteous, superiority to all around them. They can not preform even the most medial task, and they complain when anything is asked of them. The dick cheese does not get out of bed until around 2pm due to a need of at least 16 hours sleep per day (this stems from a need to maintain their 50+ lbs over weight physic).

3. Dick Cheese(d) when someones laziness and incompetence completely messes everything up.
1. Holy hell, Quinn didn't wash his hands before making my sandwich and now it's covered in dick cheese.

2. The power was shut off because Louis is too much of a dick cheese to got pay the bill.

3. I would ask Malcolm to go do the shopping but he would just dick cheese it up.
Dick Cheese by phatvond May 27, 2014

cheesecake 

An photography artform which depicts a scantily clad young woman, usually a bit on the 'meaty' side, in sexy poses for pinup purposes.
Cheesecake art has been around for quite some time.
For a good example see www.lestoil.net/les/jamie.jpg
cheesecake by BBW chaser October 15, 2004

pooter cheese 

The white, chunky discharge that sprays from a woman's vagina whenever she is excited or laugh's too hard.
Your mom busted up laughing and could hardly contained the pooter cheese as it sprayed out of her cooter.
pooter cheese by lunchemz June 7, 2005

da cheese 

nigga please, that fools got da cheese.... the origins of stinkin rich... cheese smells
da cheese by leeelo October 28, 2005

Chunky Cheese 

Chunky Cheese is a fat slab of cheese where kids go to avoid hanging on street corners amongst drug dealers, child molesters, and ice cream trucks.
Fundo went to Chunky Cheese's and was delighted to receive 4 extra gold coins for getting an A in his report card.
Chunky Cheese by authOOr September 6, 2006

French Cheese 

French Cheese is where you ejaculate in your partner's mouth after a blowjob, then proceed to fart in their mouth to resemble the smell of French Cheese.
"Whene he was about to finish, he gave me a French cheese; it was disgusting and the smell was horrid."
French Cheese by unclejesus November 14, 2009