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Blue Magoo 

When your the first person to shit in a porta-potty and the blue liquid in the bowl splashes up and hits your anus.
Son, the porta-potty cleaner was just here. Throw some toilet paper in the water so you don't get a blue magoo.

Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!
Blue Magoo by Rivada June 1, 2025

Blue Strip 

After a while when you don’t wipe your butt enough, it becomes a blue strip.
Dad, why does Jamie have that blue strip on her butt? I don’t know son maybe she forgot to wipe.
Blue Strip by Holly looo yah June 4, 2025

BLUE LION 

A transman who is polyamorous and gay. Specifically, one which is muscled, of a medium build, has long hair and long beard, Well groomed.
1. That man, he is a blue lion for sure!

2. You're trans and gay? Are you a blue lion? 😍

3. That Blue Lion has a whole pride.

Blue Collar Circumcision 

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.

Blue Phone 

When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.
I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.
Blue Phone by CptRaven June 17, 2025