Dick wag

A person who's dick wags like a dog in bed and when they masturbate proving they are hype. *Btw this only happens with* long johns.

Ay Jimmy, I heard that Randy has a long john according to jazz.
Jimmy: yep and apparently he is a dick wag.

by Why u bullyin meh November 28, 2018

Dick nob

Someone that is not very smart and is a dick to

Your a dick nob Chris

by The dick nob November 30, 2018

Dick Sister

A female who has dated/fucked the same guy you have

Shannon and Sharon both dated Dustin, therefore they are dick sisters.

by Paayton December 4, 2018

Dick Leafy

When you fuckin in the woods.

Girl: “wanna get down and dick leafy?”
Guy: “oh would I!”

by Dick leafy October 16, 2018

Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

common dick

The most common of dicks, that of which is very underwhelming because of size.

Sarah broke up with Randy because he has a common dick.

by Tjmcwilliams October 28, 2018

Dick cloud

Defined as a zipper being pulled down when you least expect it and being excessively hit with God’s dick. The power it brings is classified as much worse when around the white family.

Well there is that damn dick cloud again

by Dextrit October 31, 2018