Mask-Fisher 

A mask-fisher can be any ordinary person wearing their mask and at first sight the top half of their face looks great but then the moment they take off their mask they're probably fugly af or just a little bit ugly.

Justin: Ayo, have you seen Nicole without her mask on? She's 100% a mask-fisher.

Jesse: On god bro?

Mask-Fisher by Dank Kryvo Andrek March 8, 2022

fishtarded 

Someone or something who is excessively fishy or lacking in fishiness

"The Little Mermaid is fishtarded."

fishtarded by fishtales1010101 September 3, 2009

fishwrap 

Slang for any printed journalistic medium (newspaper, magazine, etc.) with such low credibility and standards in acceptable journalism, that its only useful function is to wrap fresh fish in.

"The Sun" is a sensationalist fishwrap read by 10 million people daily in the UK.

If you are not a Sony Playstation fan, Electronic Gaming Monthly is a fishwrap.

fishwrap by R. Kemp May 2, 2006

Jeremy Fisher 

Another finger-puppet friend of Salad Fingers who, in the 6th cartoon, led Mr. Fingers to believe he was eating himself. He is the only friend that had this affect on Mr. Fingers.
Also know as a famous singer and/or character in a book called "The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher" by Beatrix Potter.

"Jeremy Fisher, I thought you were out fighting the great war!"
OR
"Once upon a time there was a frog called Mr. Jeremy Fisher; he lived in a little damp house amongst the buttercups at the edge of a pond."

Jeremy Fisher by Kristina Wallace January 13, 2006

Fishticuffs 

A fight or altercation after drinking up time in Pubs and Clubs around the UK and Ireland. These usually take place in, or around Fish and Chip shops/Fast food joints. Everyone coming from Pubs and Clubs are usually drunk and think they are invincible and are hungry for food and an altercation.

Tom- What the fuck happened you? What's with the 2 black eyes and stitches in the face?

Jim- I went to get something to eat in the Fish and Chip shop about 2am and a crowd of us got involved in 'Fishticuffs' with a few big dudes.

Fishticuffs by Graham Wallace April 19, 2008

fishmalk 

A person or character who behaves in a "random" or "wacky" manner in an attempt at humor, to the annoyance of those around them.

The term is believed to have originated from the "Vamprie: the dark ages" rulebook for the "the dark ages" roleplaying game, as a portmanteau of the word fish (notorious for their wacky/randomness) and Malkavian (a clan notorious for every member being at least partially insane.)

I'm not a fan of Deadpool because the writers tend to make him a fishmalk, rather than give him an interesting personality.

fishmalk by SteevPoyo96 June 15, 2017

Fishy Kiss 

When you hold someones cheeks and full on blow into their mouth as if you were blowing up a balloon. You get this weird feeling like you have air going down your body. You suddenly find your self laughing and entering a new state of mind. It's nice.

Person 1: My friends do fishy kisses all the time!
Person 2: OMG FISHY KISSES! every time i do those i can't stop laughing

Fishy Kiss by catz123 November 30, 2010