accompanied by Bad times. Made famous by infamous hair man Justin Lee Collins. Used to describe two situations in the same sentence.
Michael: I got smashed last night while playing centurian. Good times. But then I fell over my own foot and smashed my head off a concrete pavement. Bad times.
by GlewbyDoo_x March 03, 2009
1. A time for tea (as in the letter T)
T standing for tonic (as in alcohol)
fin. A time for alcohol.
T standing for tonic (as in alcohol)
fin. A time for alcohol.
by JooWantZia November 05, 2003
by N.K. June 29, 2003
the kind of band that makes you want to blow your head off when you listen to it (the same goes for cradle of filth and the jonas brothers). Fans of slipknot are usually around the ages of 13-14, and if they are older, than they still have the brain of a 13 or 14 year old child for listening to such a twat band. Slipknot is the direct cause for faggots in the world who think they are the most metal people in the world, when people who truly enjoy real metal don't pay attention to how high on the metal scale you are, and really try to find people who listen to metal so they can relate to them (in fact, as long as you don't listen to the blasphemy against odin of slipknot, trivium, as i lay dying, etc, there really is no metal scale. good music (thrash, black and death metal, especially thrash in my perspective) is made just to enjoy, not so you can join the cult of slipkNotagoodband and research stupid trivia knowledge about them, so you can impress your other slipknot fans at your weekly nu-metal circle jerk parties)
the point of all of this, is that if you listen to slipknot, you should grow some balls quick and listen to real music.
i don't mean to insult with that last one, because every one who likes good music had to go through that awkward stage in life where they listened to slipknot back in middle school. PLEASE DON"T GET STUCK IN THAT STAGE!!!! you will be respected way more once you ditch the slipknot shirt and the hot topic pants.
the point of all of this, is that if you listen to slipknot, you should grow some balls quick and listen to real music.
i don't mean to insult with that last one, because every one who likes good music had to go through that awkward stage in life where they listened to slipknot back in middle school. PLEASE DON"T GET STUCK IN THAT STAGE!!!! you will be respected way more once you ditch the slipknot shirt and the hot topic pants.
conversation 1, the wrong fan:
person 1: hey, what's up?
person 2: no one understands me. I like being unique because i listen death metal like slipknot, atreyu and korn, but i don't care what other people think because they aren't true maggots like us! you wanna go to hot topic after this and get some guy-liner?
person 1 was unable to answer, because he shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge after person 2's first sentence.
conversation 2, the right way:
person 1: hey, whats up?
person 2:THRASH!!!!
person 1:THRASH!!!!!!!!
slipknot is a waste of time
person 1: hey, what's up?
person 2: no one understands me. I like being unique because i listen death metal like slipknot, atreyu and korn, but i don't care what other people think because they aren't true maggots like us! you wanna go to hot topic after this and get some guy-liner?
person 1 was unable to answer, because he shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge after person 2's first sentence.
conversation 2, the right way:
person 1: hey, whats up?
person 2:THRASH!!!!
person 1:THRASH!!!!!!!!
slipknot is a waste of time
by thrash? don't mind if I do! July 11, 2008
A person who brags to people and post on Facebook about all the wonderful things they do on the weeks they have their children, but can't wait until the week is over so they can go party with their friends, go on dates, or just plain relax and do nothing because they only have their kids every other week.
Person 1: "Did you hear her talk about taking her kids to the movies, the skating rink, and out to eat all weekend?" To top it all off her house is spotless, and she looks fabulous?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."
Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."
Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"
by prettypenny December 15, 2012
A perfect moment in time is the instant a guy feels himself reach the point-of-no-return and have a c-spot or p-spot pleasure-gasm.
Ahhh ... My dick just felt a perfect moment in time when I blew my load with a dick in my mouth and another up my ass - and yet another sucking my cum-load out of my cock and swallowing it!
by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021
A newspaper claiming to print "All the news fit to print" when in fact it is a left wing propoganda machine. Solution to all problems is bigger government and higher taxes.
Every edition of the New York Times. Just read and consider what was the underlying motive of the stories.
by Buddy Ackerman February 08, 2008