strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

strike 'n slap

An advanced sales technique commonly used to exert dominance over a customer who is being an idiot. The salesman will slam his hands down on the table as hard as possible. When the customer looks up in shock to see what happened, the salesman will immediately slap the customer. This lets the customer know you are NOT there to screw around.

This customer is totally unreasonable. I may have to give him the Ole strike 'n slap.

by Love Stinks January 24, 2024

Turkey Slice Slap

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.

"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"

by Pancake Human May 9, 2024

Indonesian Mud Slap

When your fucking a fat bitch in the ass and she shits on your dick and you slap it all over her face til she looks black

Landon: I gave lauren rothhandler a Indonesian mud slap last night, her face was all brown!

by landon haas May 21, 2024

Brazilian Banana Slap

When two Brazilian Banana Boys jerk each other off until they both cum on each other Penis’s and then they start slapping their penis’s together.

Da Silva and Gonzales got caught doing the Brazilian Banana slaps in the locker room shower yesterday.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024

Don't Slap on Me

like don't underestimate me, don't hate on me.

"I'm gonna walk the land bridge from Alaska to Russia."
"Keagan, that's impossible."
"Hey, don't slap on me!"

by boobiesbopper February 1, 2026

Big Nacho Slap

When an adult male covers their penis in nacho cheese, grounded beef, beans, sour cream, jalapeños, topped with shredded cheese and smacks someone with it

My home boy was acting up so I gave him a Big Nacho Slap to set him straight

by anonymous March 2, 2026