A poop down the slide

When something goes dwindling/spiraling down or declines at a moderate or fast pace.

Claryses career was a poop down the slide

A poop down the slide by Ihatecookthedog December 24, 2014

angry poop

A toilet seat slammer, when your excretory system is against you, and you flip out over your own crap

Did you here him slam that toilet seat?
Yeah, he must have had an angry poop!

angry poop by bad_santa March 7, 2015

horny poop

When a man take a shit at the maximum level of hornyness they can reach and blast a huge cum load because their prostate got overwhelm by the hot poop

"sorry babe I can't get up anymore I just took a horny poop"
"WTF JAMES WHY COULDNT YOU WAIT TILL AFTER WE FUCKED"

horny poop by Ragingcumquack May 14, 2019

Jerry Springer Poop

Inspired by the Houdini Poop, this is when you are taking a crap and fart, but do not believe anything has come out ... until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder "Who is the father of that poop?".

Guys, I ‘m concerned, I had a Jerry Springer poop, do you think it’s mine?

Jerry Springer Poop by Taiwanese Turd Maestro December 6, 2015

turn that poop into wine 

To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?

Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes

Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.

turn that poop into wine by themodernlinguist January 26, 2020

Jim Morrison Poop 

Sudden urge that your bowel movement wants to 'Break on through to the other side!' only to find it floating lifeless a moment later.

I thought I was going to have a Jim Morrison Poop; luckily I made it to the toilet.

Jim Morrison Poop by Chico B Man August 15, 2011

milky poop sack 

A milky poop sack occurs when a person has consumed a generous amount of dairy; which causes a mucus membrane to surround the excreting feces. As a result of the milky poop sack, skid marks are bound to occur. To rid yourself of such excretions and embarrasing marks, limit your intake of dairy and consume more blueberries. Blueberries have been proven to reduce mucus membrane.

Paul, dont eat that yogurt for it will give you a milky poop sack and stain the bottom of my toilet and/or your underpants. Melissa tell him not to EAT it!!!!!!!

milky poop sack by SaraNicoleG May 8, 2006