cum fart 

A stinky fart you get caused by cum you got in your ass via anal sex. Unless your some weird fucker who enjoys sticking syringe tubes up your ass with random peoples cum... in which in case; have fun with that!

*Lets out a wet sounding fart.*
"Dude I think you gave me the cum farts."

cum fart by Stonerman420 January 7, 2016

What the fart? 

Expression to replace "what the fuck?", but commonly used in a stinky situation. In other words, when someone close by farts, usually in a large group of people, and there is confusion of who it was. Also followed by debate of who is was who cut the cheese.

Steve-::fart::
Cherry-What the fart?
Jen- Wasn't me.
Steve- Uh...wasn't me.

What the fart? by KayX3Kickazz July 23, 2007

quagulated cum fart

Much like quagulated blood, old semen is inserted into an asshole and is then farted.

1.After that ass reaming over a week ago, I've found out that I was diagnosed by my doctor, that I've been having quagulated cum farts.

2.A complete douche bag, who is short, and so is his temper.

3.A fan of hockey team Phildalphia Flyers.

quagulated cum fart by old cum fart bubbles May 11, 2011

Duck Fart 

A special sounding-fart created when flatulence is released shortly after or during use of a shower, bath, or pool. Due to the moist areas involve, the air passing through creates a gross noise similar to a duck's quack.

Tim: "Hey, is Johnathan out of the shower yet? I really need to use the bathroom."

Peter: "I'm not sure, but judging by the duck farts I heard in there, you don't want to use it right now."

Duck Fart by SamuraiJuffy May 8, 2008

flash fart

A fart that happens so fast and unknowingly that there is no time to tighten butt muscles.
Usually by constant laughter

John: So the police officer says 'thats not a donkey, thats my grandma!'

Jerry: LMFAOBBQWTFLOL!11! *flash fart*

John: Yo did you seriously just flash fart?

flash fart by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007

zipper fart

a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.

That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleeping bag.

Yeah, whatever! That was a zipper fart.

zipper fart by I think I'm right. July 31, 2009

Carolina Fart Bubble 

Using your fart to blow a bubble with your bubble gum. Usually happens when under the influence of mind altering substances. Can be a form of foreplay at teen parties.

Zach was trying to impress Gabi at Tyler's party when he decided to to a Carolina Fart Bubble. After several failed attempts, two blue flames, and buring Roy's eyebrows off. Jared showed Zach how it was done using Bazooka gum. This caused Britanny to want to do it in the dugout the next softball game, but Jolene chewed all the gum. Robert and Thomas were so excited they wrote a song about blowing bubbles with your ass.

Carolina Fart Bubble by hummashammalammadingdong March 15, 2010