jolly dick

Dick in the Christmas season

When he pulls up with your Christmas present being that jolly dick though

by Shmittenlicker December 3, 2016

dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.

" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "

by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016

Dick Dippin

When a male is out having sex with multiple girls.

Sasha: "why is my boyfriend never home?"
Rayna: "He's probably out dick dipping"

by WowWhataheaux December 24, 2016

Dicks all

Derived from "fuck all". When there is nothing, not a single thing to be found or identified, you may make the claim, "There is dicks all"

"Yo brotha where dem jaffa cakes at"
"Nah, there's dicks all my nigga"

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Sandwich Dick

When the scrotum is larger than the shaft and mostly/entirely encases the "fun part" of the genitals.

"His dick is so small" "His balls aren't" "That douchenugget has a sandwich dick"

by Milk Man the Master March 27, 2016

lebron dick

When u adjust ur shorts and ur dick is seen

Bro I had lebron dick yesterday at the basketball court

by goldenboyy April 15, 2016

The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

by Mommyhole November 13, 2018