cake

the ultimate substance of the universe. actually the ultimate substance X the answer to the meaning of life squared. aka very nummy!

That was some nummy cake! (there are no dirty meanings or double meanings in this definition)

by Connundrum1 February 18, 2003

cake lip

If you eat ass, you have a cake lip following such action.

I can’t believe you fucked with that big joint. Ooooh, you got the cake lip?! You a nasty mf!

by Dalippery February 18, 2019

Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.

“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”

by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023

Cake

A snake and a cat that were patched together!

Dude 1: "Hey man did you see the new animal"?
Dude 2: "Yeah! The cake?"

by queen biscuit December 15, 2022

Bottom cake

"Pound and finger the dough at frst , warm it up ,

make it moist and heat it up in your oven or

'her" oven ,

and then repeat over and over till it it turns moist with your finger,
and when hungry it become delishy oh! "bottom Cake"

colonial times : "Well said , Old Fellow !,Victoria had a nice moist "bottom cake " and it was nice , But "Cecilia"....Had the most "moist" "bottom cake " and it was off the chain...

had it every single night and went back to church with the horses on sunday near the harbor..AH yes, those were the good ol days..here here "

by Jacksparrowneedstherum69 December 29, 2022

meaty cakes

Hostess Twinkies manually filled with greasey pork sausage

The man ate far too many meaty cakes.

by Otis Cooper March 19, 2003

Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.

Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?

by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022