I hear covfefe

Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel Donald Trump hears covfefe

Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel I hear covfefe

by Coochie Snagger October 8, 2018

"That's how I roll,"

The phrase used in response to a question you do not know how to answer

"Dude, what the fuck! Joe totally just told me you threw a watermelon at Julie's head on Saturday? Why would you even do that!?"

"That's how I roll,"

"Fair do's,"

by toffeeapple December 9, 2008

I got it licked

I got it in my possession or I have got it in the bag.

" Did you finish that assignment?" " I got it licked"

by bakkenemily November 16, 2016

am I pretty?

no, you're not. If you're pretty you would be that quirky weirdo.

who likes those people?

You're just not nice.

Girl: Hey josh!
Josh: Hi
Girl: am I pretty?
Josh: No.
Girl: :(

by Happypeople. May 23, 2021

I eat dick

When u eat big dick

I eat dick

by I eat duck February 29, 2020

i shit in the microwave

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

by average boi January 21, 2022

"I voted" sticker

Something an egotistical person wears to show they did something "great".

Voter: *Wears a "I voted" sticker*

Voter: *inside their own head* Yeah! I'm the best person in the world because I voted!

by thehappycaucasian November 4, 2020