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one of the illest dj's on the west side of melbourne also know as one of the sfc dj's or DJT
damn i wish johnsey would rip up my party pitty i cant afford him
johnsey by fryyzie August 4, 2007

Bob Johnsons

Quite simply, a pair of gentleman's 'knackers'.
Kev: "I didnt know you could do the splits Jim?"

Jim: "Neither did I, my Bob Johnsons are paying for it now though!"
Bob Johnsons by Dabz December 12, 2008

coty johnston 

another name for straight up G. Someone who gets all the ladies
man, you are such a coty johnston gettin all those bitches and hoes pregnant!
coty johnston by Maria Baker April 13, 2008

Blair Johnson

A blah guy who sometimes fills in for supermodel hottie Ashley Russell on Yahoo Sports Minute and Rivals Minute.
When he fills in, it is a major disappointment for many, including non-sports fans, who watch the videos solely to admire and drool over the sexy blonde.
The young man opened up Rivals Minute one morning, prepared to enjoy the stunning beauty of Ashley Russell, only to find that Blair Johnson was filling in for her. "I hate when that guy fills in for her", he said. "How dare she take a day off?"
Blair Johnson by Boxcar Bob July 3, 2009

Liz Johnson 

Liz Johnson, born May 2, 1974, is a professional bowler and slang for rising to perfection after tragedy. In an emotional event, the first professional sporting event to resume after the attacks, Johnson bowled the third televised perfect 300 game in PWBA history on her way to winning the Paula Carter Classic. To want a Liz Johnson is to want to turn around and overcome. She currently works at a Macy's Store in Toledo, Ohio.
Eric: "I totally blew it with the head cheerleader."

Mike: "No problem man, just take a Liz Johnson."

Eric: "I want a Liz Johnson?"

Mike: "Yeah you'll take a Liz Johnson."
Liz Johnson by Sprinter123 November 10, 2009

Kali Johnson 

A blonde headed girl with blue eyes that make you melt every time you look into them. A really sweet and loving girl who will never EVER disappoint you in anyway! A girl who is really good at sex and has a perfect set of breasts! She is someone who will love you to the moon and back and loves really tight hugs along with a gentle kiss. Kali will make you feel like you are the happiest guy in the world if you date her. She is one of the most beautiful girls I know and guys should do anything for a Kali in there life!
Guy: "Hey guess who I'm dating?!"

Guy 2: "Kali Johnson?"

Guy: "YEAH! :D''

Guy 2: "DUDE, you're so lucky!"
Kali Johnson by iAJMx November 5, 2013