Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

dick dialed

Instead of "I butt dialed you" the more fitting expression from me would be "my dick dialed you". Because my butt is unable to use my phone, but my dick, on the other hand, is very much capable and very willing to do so. Plus, I don't carry my phone in my back pocket next to my butt, I carry it in my front pocket, like everyone else does, next to my dick. So.... I dick dialed you.

Oh my bad bro, I must have dick dialed you.

Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.

Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.

by Shoshy April 3, 2019

preacher-dick

The penis of high ranked spiritual leader. Know to be of the highest class of penis.

Ive had a bed dry spell, I need to get some of that good preacher-dick.

*BURP* that was some good preacher -dick.

by Redlogger October 24, 2019

Harvey’s dick

Harvey’s dick is one of the biggest dicks in the world

Harvey’s dick was so good last night

by Ssjsidodosoosssosos March 5, 2022

Doo dick

When a girl lets u do anal but she shits on ur dick giving u a doo dick

"Hell no! She gave me a doo dick, damn she shit on my dick!"

by Nephson June 13, 2016

Antimatter Dick

A dick so large it destroys anything it comes in contact with

Johnny literally destroyed my pussy last night, He has an Antimatter Dick!

by MrSokol January 14, 2020

dick schmoltz

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

by shit yeah December 31, 2008