by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005
Get the The Red Jelly Beans mug.A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Beaner mug.A person easily distinguished by his "special" characteristics. A beaner often looks like or resenbles a mexican or person of hispanic decent. A beaner also usually has a way of putting himself in uncomfortable situations. A beaner shows no signs of emotion under pressure. Also a beaner sucks with girls. To "pull a beaner" consists of getting in a situation where you could "get some" and act like an idiot and ruin it, most likely by not talking to the girl at all and ruining any possibilities that could come out of the situation.
Oh my god! Don't be a beaner!
Get over there and talk to that girl! Don't go and pull a beaner like you did last time!
Get over there and talk to that girl! Don't go and pull a beaner like you did last time!
by bjismyname April 29, 2009
Get the Beaner mug.The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite
Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.
by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010
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Get the pork and beans mug.having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.
by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011
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