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A Beano is a person who does not have a solidified friend group and attempts to uncomfortably join another friend group; even though they are clearly not wanted. A Beano is also a person who doesn't understand social cues.
That Beano won't leave us alone.
Beano by Archie Colombus September 29, 2017
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The Red Jelly Beans 

what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating
Ill let u figure out what they are
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Beaner by Equal crack May 20, 2016
A person easily distinguished by his "special" characteristics. A beaner often looks like or resenbles a mexican or person of hispanic decent. A beaner also usually has a way of putting himself in uncomfortable situations. A beaner shows no signs of emotion under pressure. Also a beaner sucks with girls. To "pull a beaner" consists of getting in a situation where you could "get some" and act like an idiot and ruin it, most likely by not talking to the girl at all and ruining any possibilities that could come out of the situation.
Oh my god! Don't be a beaner!

Get over there and talk to that girl! Don't go and pull a beaner like you did last time!
Beaner by bjismyname April 29, 2009

Cool Beans 

The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite
Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.
Cool Beans by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010

cool beans 

A sweet ass song from the new movie "Hot Rod", also meaning cool, nice, awesome, etc.
Andy Samberg: "Cool beans?" Jorma Taccone "Cool beans."
cool beans by Greg Roberts August 12, 2007