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Goose Poop 

After enjoying a few rounds of Grey Goose, you find yourself needing to use the pooper. (At this time you will most likely be rather drunk.)
Once you get to the pooper, however, you've been deceived as you will realize you've be sitting for a countless period of time trying to rid yourself of this horrible feeling. What you've come to realize is that the nasty grey goose has dropped off a couple babies and you end up leaving the jon, unsatisfied.
"Dood, I just had the worst goose poop"
"Easy on the goose bro, you don't wanna get goose poopies"
Goose Poop by M Boa February 1, 2009
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Post Poop Piss 

This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.
I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.
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National Poop Day 

National Poop Day is a day where you and your friends have to poop at least 3-5 times in one day. If not then you have failed poop day and you and your friends (whoever failed) has to stick their whole middle finger up their own butthole.
“Yo man did you know today’s national poop day?!”

fudge packin poop dick 

someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick
"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."

Double Poop 

When you announce you have pooped and then pooped agian
Johnny: brb poop

jimmy: okokok!!

Later.....

Johnny: blah blah blah

jimmy:blah blah blah

Johnny: BRB double poop
Double Poop by dmangst May 25, 2009

good enough to poop on 

the item or soemthing is soo bad that it has the quality of a toilet
wow thats a good idea, ehh good enough for me 2 poop on!
good enough to poop on by sss January 29, 2004

FIFA Poop 

When you really have to take a dump, but you're in the middle of a game of FIFA (I.E. Ultimate team). Usually results in 30 minutes of pain ending in shitting your pants.
You: Oh fuck I'm going to explode
FIFA: Fuck your needs were about to demolish that little bitch xXYOLO420SWaGXx 5-0
You: ahh ok *FIFA Poops pants*
FIFA Poop by Colonial Foot Soldier December 2, 2013