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double cobra 

2 Fists one ass
I was having a good day, until my dad told me to pull my pants down and started giving me the good double cobra
double cobra by DoubleCorba4lyfe December 28, 2016

Double Unicorn 

(females) The act of packin' a phat double horseshoe whilst sucking a long dong shlong.
"Man, I finally got my girl to give a double unicorn last night"
Double Unicorn by Yeeznutt May 15, 2017

Double dicking 

When a man inserts his erection into his female partners vagina and at the same time uses an equal size dildonic device in her asshole.
Last night I tried "double dicking" my woman, stuck my dick in her pussy but her John Holmes replica dildo for her ass ruined it for me!!!

Double Gay

When somone is school shooting the school.
Who shoots the school next is Double Gay!
Double Gay by saggin expert March 5, 2019

Double tap 

Fuck a bitch till you nut and the punch her in the gut to prevent pregnancy.
"when you fuck a bitch till you nut and the punch her in the gut to prevent pregnancy. Double tapping a hoe"
Double tap by boozednconfused666 January 29, 2020

Double-Boosted 

a: Quad-shot people that need to get out more

b: People who are possibly cray.. that intentionally go against FDA compliance to find a way around the system, ensuring that the threat of new covid variants emerging from, “so-called hype” on television media markets (the news), will not impact their already fragile health and they get a FOURTH vaccine shot, not knowing the inherent risks. (But let’s be honest… do any of us really know what the risks really are? 🧐)

c: A smart mother-fucker that isn’t going to be caught dead… going dead; ESPECIALLY from these dumb ass un-masked, “I want my freedom”… people that probably don’t wash their hands either (but are the first to go out in public hacking all over the place).

d: A person named Erin, that did it JUST for a person named Kevin, whom after lying and telling her he was vaxxed even though he knew she has an auto-immune disease, and coerced her out of her place for the first time during her healing process… had the nerve on their first date to #Truthbomb her and let her know he was NOT VAXXED and AGAINST vaccinations… and then proceed to say to her verbatim; “Look, if we can allow YOU GUYS to get ABORTIONS… then….” 😳😳😳😨🤯😡🤬🔥😐😑😶🙄😵 💫 She got sick after that date. For TWO weeks. Here’s to you Kevin. 🖕🏼 You’re lucky it wasn’t covid. #blessyourheart
Person 1: Hey- did you hear about that new covid variant they detected out of Europe the other day?

Person 2: Yep! I sure did.. and if they don’t start handing out the green light soon, I’m gonna have to find my own way to get myself double-boosted.

Person 1: I hear that! LMK if you turn into a alien or start getting magnetized or something. See ya!
Double-Boosted by ReadTheFootnotes February 6, 2022