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Urban Dictionary

A website you go to when you're bored, it's also a website where you can find jacked up definitions of words, oh and also it's a place where people make definitions of their own names and make the definition something like "Shy, quirky but a great friend when you get to know them. Perfect personality and also they're the greatest thing man has ever created".
1. "ughhhhh I'm so bored time to look at the stupid defs on urban dictionary"
2. Desktop means my fat juicy ass
3. Carl is the FUCKING BEST MAN EVER
by 01000010 01001001 01001110 010 January 20, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

The place you go when you think of a name or make an incoherent sound and wonder if someone has attached a crass definition to it.
the other day i fell and hurt myself while yelping, the next day i was able to use the yelp sound in a sentence because of urban dictionary.
by GET VEXED! June 13, 2019
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Urban dictionary

A site that used to be about free speech, but is now run by fascist, censoring, pussies.

Yes, I'm talking about you, whoever you are reading this and about to reject this submission. Fuck you, you weak liberal shitstain. To think out of all that sperm your bitch ass won the race. What a loss!
Urban Dictionary used to be a great site until it was hijacked by a bunch of commie cunts
by elstrongo December 21, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

by wediisswag September 2, 2016
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urban dictionary

A website that doesn't post your funny ha ha words because they don't know comedy and are gay
Urban Dictionary Email: Your funny Ethan definition was not posted

Me: Fuck you your gay
by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020
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Jewelz dictionary

A totally made up excuse for using bad grammar and/or made up words.
"Jistal" is so not a word its from your Jewelz dictionary!
by thatoneguyagainforthesecondtim February 20, 2011
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the error Urban Dictionary gives you when you try to search up anything that isn't a letter or a number
*searches up "!"*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now
by nlolhere January 3, 2022
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