To administer an open-hand slap to the genitalia of a male, with a sharp snapping of the wrist so as to leave a stinging sensation in the wangular and nutsacular areas.
Sweet sassy molassey, after we felched and I forgot her name, she cock-walloped me so bad, my penis fell off and ran out the door! Come back Weenie McSexster!
by John Walsh April 17, 2004
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Sam made all the guys dinner the other night, and today he ironed my shirt. That guy is such a stove cock.
by Marshall Banana January 17, 2004
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CONSWELLO WAS HOMESICK SO I TOOK HER OUT FOR TEQUILLA SHOTS. LATER THAT NIGHT I GAVE HER THE OLE' COCK TACO TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER
by Captain Cock Taco September 19, 2009
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Get the cock muffin mug.A cock-fight is a sexual act - a contest between two or more guys where each guy with a raging boner "sword-fights" the others with their hard dicks -- the first to lose his erection has to suck the others off.
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Get the cock-fight mug.This is usually used as a joke when talking to friends. It refers to the shape of a penis as that of a watermelons. Usually starting of thin then bulges out then thinning at the end.
Mark: Sup bro whats been happening?
Dewy: Nothing much. Paying the shit out of Jero for getting with that hell rank bitch.
Mark: Hahaha she was probably just craving his watermelon cock.
Dewy: Bitches these days all want some.
Mark: True that.
Dewy: Nothing much. Paying the shit out of Jero for getting with that hell rank bitch.
Mark: Hahaha she was probably just craving his watermelon cock.
Dewy: Bitches these days all want some.
Mark: True that.
by Mummas June 19, 2006
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