national fat cat day

National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!

L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.

A: my cat weights 25 pounds

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watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat

A good insult to against people you despise.

She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.

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1.a title given to a person who is muscular or "ripped"

2. a complete fag

1. Ben is such a swoll cat!

2. He deserves to be a swoll cat.

Calling someone a barn cat is a nicer way to say she's a ho with a dirty, diseased pussy.

That old skank struts around like she's a cougar, but she's just a barn cat. You can smell it from here.

barn cat by pumapower June 15, 2011

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To receive a lashing from the cat o' nine tails whip.

A slave driver or prison guard might encourage his charges to complete a task in a more timely fashion lest he or she receive a "lick of the cat".

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When an ableist tries so hard to help but instead just makes people sick.

She didn't need your help, man, you're just buttering the cat!

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Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth: It means when a guy like **Ian** Kisses a cat that belongs to his sister.

Dude 1: Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth?

Ian: You know it!

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