busy as cats covering shit

busy as cats covering shit--multitasking and any acitivity performed in a reckless and haphazardly fashion

We don't have time to admit another patient,we're busier than cats covering shit here in the I.C.U.

by rita finn January 26, 2004

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

fuck you and your cat

A phrase used in a weird song by Goldfinger. "Fuck you! And your cat!"

Fuck you! And your cat!

by Steaver370 May 5, 2004

My Cat Parties (MCP)

Were you a fan of FML or MLIA or even MLIB well we got something for you. MCP is a group where people come together to talk about how their Kitty Kat parties. If your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays COD way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.

Just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox... My Cat Parties (MCP)

They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP

Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP

by Chill Cat October 21, 2010

ur cat has diabetes

most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.

son 1: ur mum gay

son 2: ur dad lesbian

dad 1: ur granny tranny

dad 2: ur grandpap a trap

god: ur sister a mister

that random neighbor: hi there

that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes

dad 2: you di-

everything becomes nothing

by that the cat March 19, 2018

8 out of 10 cats

Originally a popular British TV show starring semi-successful comedian Jimmy Carr. Now is used to describe any group of any foolish or comic people. Can be used to describe an activity.

"Aren't you a little concerned we look like 8 out of 10 cats?"
"Nah, everyone wears suspenders sometimes."

by The Range March 9, 2022

Who Names their Monkey Cat

When a friend, mainly people named Angel, A sentence just to make you laugh even when its not funny. This phrase is very pog. Usually used when someone messes up a sentence but ends up making a legendary moment. Used at any end of sentence and a powerful play.

Angel: who...
you:?
Angel: Who names their monkey cat

by P3RrYy January 7, 2021