fuck the sheets

To fuck up royally while attempting to accomplish something.

-Rob fucked the sheets on his math exam.

-Rob fucked the sheets instead of his girlfriend so she dumped him.

by Logan24 August 5, 2005

Muffin Fuck

An exclamatory remark that one makes after making a wrong move in tetris.

"MUFFIN FUCK. I SHOULD HAVE TURNED THAT BLOCK AROUND"

by Barri the Clown December 23, 2008

surly fuck

A person who is really mean, but in reality is just joking. You think.

So that guy in class called me a dumbass with a straight face at first, and then he laughed. He is such a surly fuck.

by SrlyDude2 August 6, 2009

Fuck triangle

Similar to a love triangle, a fuck triangle is a relationship involving three individuals whom share nothing but a physical attraction.

I cant wait to get some meaningless poon this weekend. life has been good ever since i got involved in this fuck triangle.

by catpoop6 December 17, 2010

Da fuck

When you didn't get that fat pussy in your house

wanna do the hee hee
girl: "sure!"
*show me her pussy*
da fuck is this

by Carlos2739 February 15, 2021

Pop The Fuck

When you pop the fuck... duhhhhhhhhhh

Yo bro, did you pop the fuck last night?
Bruhhh yuh.
Cool...

by Fuckpopper July 1, 2018

fuck fuzz

The hair that gets all knotted up on the back of your head after having sex.

Damn girl! You're rocking some major fuck fuzz today! Do tell me about your night.

by Jess rocks! December 27, 2016