Schrodinger's meat

Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?

Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.

Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.

by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021

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meat call

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i was his favorite meat call

by grantland November 26, 2020

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Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

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meat

the best food

Person 1: I don’t eat meat.

Other person: naw dawg you have to try it.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 26, 2025

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Meat rudder

The practice of a woman peeing off the back of a moving boat. Vaginal lips providing a rudder like movement in the water.

She had the meat rudder out behind the boat

by Meanswsu August 30, 2025

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skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

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