Thumpin on his meat

Beating your girlfriend and or wife.

Drish: Hey where has Tom been
Robably: He went to jail for thumpin on his meat. I called the cops so she didn't end up hurt too bad.
Drish: Oh no! I hope she is ok.

by anonymous April 27, 2023

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

Meat Peddler

Someone who is a bit of a bitch and probably works at a deli and makes sandwiches.

"Man, Carson is such a meat peddler. Bro needs to shut up and make me a sandwich."

by JimBobBrowning March 26, 2023

Suckin’ Meat Straw

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob

Man, she was suckin’ meat straw like a bobaholic

by High job flu December 17, 2023

meat

Typically describing one's penis.

Jon: "Bro wtf you doing?"
Richard: "I'm beating the fuck outta my meat is wtf I'm doing!"

by somethingfishyy April 21, 2018

meat choke

When a person chokes on a dick while giving a blowjob.

She experienced a meat choke when I fucked her throat hard

by GRRR413 April 11, 2020

Slinging meat

Clapping cheeks in the same way a gunslinger slings his gun.

"What are you doing in NYC? Too many people in that place"
"There's tons of chicks here, I'm out here slinging meat"

by SoLisms February 16, 2022