Where have you been all my life?

An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated

all have been my where you
companion soulmate

Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?

by TheRealTashee January 03, 2016

hippity hoppity i want my life to stoppity

The best way to express our depression

Mom: how r u today

Me: hippity hoppity I want my life to stoppity

Mom: *surprised pikachu face*

by mitskifan111 June 28, 2019

If you Die in Canada, You Die in Real Life

A Theory that if died in Canada, then you will parishes in real life.

I believe that if you die in Canada, you die in real life.

by Red The Gamer April 10, 2018

October 18, national get a life day

If you need a girlfriend/boyfriend, get one. Do you have an imaginary friend? DESTROY IT! Make real friends. Getting bad grades? STOP THEN.

GET A LIFE NOW. ON October 18, national get a life day YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE.

by GabeTheSpiderKid October 19, 2019

Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property

Idk figure it out

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)

by jpxfrd123 November 04, 2019

LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao

LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao is a game that was released in late 2021 and is the sequel to the popular game LSC: Real Life. The game is extremely popular in LSC. The game talks about the invasion of the creature called Wang Lao and its virus, WangLao-21. The player has to find a way to defeat Wang Lao and his minions, who are people infected with WangLao-21. It is possibly a reference to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic and warns players about staying safe. The game also includes several pandemic items such as Gay Mask, Gay Syringe and Gay Gay. The game is more story-based than its predecessor, LSC: Real Life but is way longer and harder to play because of the introduction of characters like Luk and Schovengers, as well as infected versions of every single boss, NPC and character.

Chan: I beat LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao! I'm such a chad!

Ho: No you're not. You're Chan, not Chad.
Chad: But I beat the game.
Lai: cap

by skeps_fuckery November 03, 2021

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 24, 2021