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squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
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The Fish

The fish is a terrifying large toothed monster that preys on the feet of children at night. It usually squelches and growls to make itself known and that it is present.
“The fish bit my toes last night and tried to yank me under the bed!”
by Boomslang yonker July 19, 2022
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FISH AND T!TS

FISH AND T!TS IS LITTERLY JUST FISH AND CHIPS
I WANT SOME FISH AND T!TS
by A_GAY_PERSON December 12, 2021
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Fish Knight

Fish Knight. A type of fish born within the Mariana Trench. This Fish Knight strikes down his enemies in both the seas and on land. It may look as if the knight is on top of him, but I may assure you, he is the fish. It simply hovers over his limbs. And he is extremely deadly, with a count of 864 crimes and felonies.
"OH MY GOD!!!!!! WATCH OUT!!!!! THE FISH KNIGHT IS BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by evvcdc February 19, 2025
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Selffish fish day

The day the girls can be as selffish as they want. No-one can say anything to them, because they simply do not care.
Today I have a selffish fish day, so I´m going to say home from school because I have a nail-appointment.
by Icecoffiechick March 22, 2024
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finger fishing

When a girl can't pull her tampon out by the string and has to go fishin for it with her fingers.
I had to go finger fishing last night, my tampon was so far up there!
by ballintrader February 25, 2014
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Fish

Term of endearment, can be used as a slur by angry, bitter, salty people with 0 friends who are jealous of the person they are using it against
Eniabe: Hey youre such a funny fish!
Sirine: fuck you hypocritical fish
by Evilfish2025 January 16, 2025
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