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Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog 

the act of mixing your shit and vomit to create this fluid mixture then pour some on a long roll, and feed it to your fat bitch.
Conner: Yo dude, i think i just drank to much vodka.
Kasandra: Well, im kinda hungry. Here shit in this jar, then throw up in it.
Conner: WTF?
Kasandra: just do it
Conner: (HE throws up and shits)
Kasandra: ( she pours it into a longroll)
*she then proceeds to eat it
Coonner: Dudeeeeee What the fuck is your deal...not cool
Kasandra:Mmmm....Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog...my favorite midnight snack

Grilled cheese sandwich

(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.
I had to get the crowbar out to fuck her in her grilled cheese sandwich.
Grilled cheese sandwich by bt January 12, 2005

government cheese

Government Cheese is free cheese of suspicious quality produced for those on the dole.

It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.
- D'ya hear about Frank?

- No, what?

- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!
government cheese by Piffler July 28, 2006

melon cheese sex 

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.
i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.
melon cheese sex by crazipaco February 6, 2009

I've got one hand in cheese

To be busy, to have no free hands. Originates from having cheeses on one's fingers from eating cheese poofs.
"It's time to go!"
"Wait a sec, I've got one hand in cheese."

penis cheese 

Cheese hanging from a man's penis.
Yuck his penis cheese is yellow.
penis cheese by Chodeser January 23, 2003